VERSE 1: [D#m] My sister got [G#] lucky, [C#] married a [D#m] yuppie [D#m] took him for [G#] all he was [C#] worth [D#m] Now she's a [G#] swinger, [C#] dating a [D#m] singer [D#m] I can't de-[G#]-cide which is [C#] worse
CHORUS:
But [A#m] not [F#] me [C#] ba-[G#]-by
I've got [A#m] you [F#] to [C#] save [G#] me
Oh [C#] yer [G#] so [F#] bad, [C#] best thing I [G#] ever [F#] had
In a [C#] world [G#] gone [F#] bad, [C#] yer [G#] so [F#] bad [G#]
VERSE 2: [D#m] My sister's ex-[G#]-husband, [C#] can't get no [D#m] loving [D#m] Walks around [G#] dog faced and [C#] hurt [D#m] Now he's got [G#] nothing, [C#] head in the [D#m] oven [D#m] I can't [G#] decide which is [C#] worse