VERSE 1: [Dm] My sister got [G] lucky, [C] married a [Dm] yuppie [Dm] took him for [G] all he was [C] worth [Dm] Now she's a [G] swinger, [C] dating a [Dm] singer [Dm] I can't de-[G]-cide which is [C] worse
CHORUS:
But [Am] not [F] me [C] ba-[G]-by
I've got [Am] you [F] to [C] save [G] me
Oh [C] yer [G] so [F] bad, [C] best thing I [G] ever [F] had
In a [C] world [G] gone [F] bad, [C] yer [G] so [F] bad [G]
VERSE 2: [Dm] My sister's ex-[G]-husband, [C] can't get no [Dm] loving [Dm] Walks around [G] dog faced and [C] hurt [Dm] Now he's got [G] nothing, [C] head in the [Dm] oven [Dm] I can't [G] decide which is [C] worse
