VERSE 1: [Bm] My sister got [E] lucky, [A] married a [Bm] yuppie [Bm] took him for [E] all he was [A] worth [Bm] Now she's a [E] swinger, [A] dating a [Bm] singer [Bm] I can't de-[E]-cide which is [A] worse
CHORUS:
But [F#m] not [D] me [A] ba-[E]-by
I've got [F#m] you [D] to [A] save [E] me
Oh [A] yer [E] so [D] bad, [A] best thing I [E] ever [D] had
In a [A] world [E] gone [D] bad, [A] yer [E] so [D] bad [E]
VERSE 2: [Bm] My sister's ex-[E]-husband, [A] can't get no [Bm] loving [Bm] Walks around [E] dog faced and [A] hurt [Bm] Now he's got [E] nothing, [A] head in the [Bm] oven [Bm] I can't [E] decide which is [A] worse