VERSE 1: [Am] My sister got [D] lucky, [G] married a [Am] yuppie [Am] took him for [D] all he was [G] worth [Am] Now she's a [D] swinger, [G] dating a [Am] singer [Am] I can't de-[D]-cide which is [G] worse
CHORUS:
But [Em] not [C] me [G] ba-[D]-by
I've got [Em] you [C] to [G] save [D] me
Oh [G] yer [D] so [C] bad, [G] best thing I [D] ever [C] had
In a [G] world [D] gone [C] bad, [G] yer [D] so [C] bad [D]
VERSE 2: [Am] My sister's ex-[D]-husband, [G] can't get no [Am] loving [Am] Walks around [D] dog faced and [G] hurt [Am] Now he's got [D] nothing, [G] head in the [Am] oven [Am] I can't [D] decide which is [G] worse
