Saw Doctors, Joyce Country Ceili Band (1998)
^{Key: :[D#] (w: Davy Carton, Pearse Doherty, Leo Moran)}

CHORUS:
[N.C.] We're the Joyce country ceili [D#] band
Playing away and we're doing [A#] grand
We're [G#] singing a song won't you give us a [D#] hand
cos we're the Joyce country [A#] ceili [D#] band

VERSE 1:
[D# open] Friday night, off we [D#] go
Tune the fiddle , strain the [A#] bow
Ooh [G#] take it handy for the first few [D#] sets
Sure there's hardly anyone [A#] listening [D#] yet

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VERSE 2:
[D# open] Thomas and Mary out on the [D#] floor
Well they never lost it, that's for [A#] sure
In his [G#] sparking shoes and his daz-white [D#] shirt
She's got a brand new perm and a [A#] pleated [D#] skirt

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INSTRUMENTAL:
[Cm] [A#] [D#] [Fm] // [Cm] [A#] [D#] [D#]

VERSE 3:
[D# open] We do do's and functions, weddings and [D#] wakes
Meats and salads, buns and [A#] cakes
Well if you [G#] need a few tunes just give us a [D#] call
For the house the pub or the [A#] parish [D#] hall

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VERSE 4:
[D# open] There's a princess on the floor all [D#] night
She can fairly throw them shapes al-[A#]-right
Ooh [G#] how-ya madge are you on you [D#] own?
How ya fixed far a [A#] seat back [D#] home

REPEAT CHORUS:

INSTRUMENTAL: [x3]
[Cm] [A#] [D#] [Fm] // [Cm] [A#] [D#] [D#]