Saw Doctors, Joyce Country Ceili Band (1998)
^{Key: :[C#] (w: Davy Carton, Pearse Doherty, Leo Moran)}

CHORUS:
[N.C.] We're the Joyce country ceili [C#] band
Playing away and we're doing [G#] grand
We're [F#] singing a song won't you give us a [C#] hand
cos we're the Joyce country [G#] ceili [C#] band

VERSE 1:
[C# open] Friday night, off we [C#] go
Tune the fiddle , strain the [G#] bow
Ooh [F#] take it handy for the first few [C#] sets
Sure there's hardly anyone [G#] listening [C#] yet

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VERSE 2:
[C# open] Thomas and Mary out on the [C#] floor
Well they never lost it, that's for [G#] sure
In his [F#] sparking shoes and his daz-white [C#] shirt
She's got a brand new perm and a [G#] pleated [C#] skirt

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INSTRUMENTAL:
[A#m] [G#] [C#] [D#m] // [A#m] [G#] [C#] [C#]

VERSE 3:
[C# open] We do do's and functions, weddings and [C#] wakes
Meats and salads, buns and [G#] cakes
Well if you [F#] need a few tunes just give us a [C#] call
For the house the pub or the [G#] parish [C#] hall

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VERSE 4:
[C# open] There's a princess on the floor all [C#] night
She can fairly throw them shapes al-[G#]-right
Ooh [F#] how-ya madge are you on you [C#] own?
How ya fixed far a [G#] seat back [C#] home

REPEAT CHORUS:

INSTRUMENTAL: [x3]
[A#m] [G#] [C#] [D#m] // [A#m] [G#] [C#] [C#]