Joe Tex, Ain't Gonna Bump No More (1976)
^{Key: :[D] (w: Berny Lee McGinty, Buddy Killen)}

INTRO: [D] [Em7] // [D] [Em7]

VERSE 1:
Three [Em7] nights ago, I was at a disco
Man I's [D] born to bump, I was rarin' to go
And this [Em7] big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was [D] rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go

VERSE 2:
Then she [Em7] did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was [D] gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to [Em7] bump some more, but I told her, "NO"
You done [D] knocked me down once, you done knocked me down once

PRE-CHORUS:
Said if you [Em7] want to dance find you a big fat man
Y'all both can [D] get on down, y'all both can get on down

CHORUS:
I ain't gonna [Bm7] bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna [F#m7] bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

REPEAT CHORUS:

CHORUS END:
Somebody [Bm7] take her, she's too big for me
She'll knock me [D] down [Em7]

VERSE 3:
She came [Em7] over to me, snatched me out of my seat
She wanted to [D] get on down, still wanted to get on down
I told her to [Em7] go on and leave me alone
I ain't [D] gettin' down, you done hurt my hip once

VERSE 3:
I know [Em7] what you'll do, I ain't gonna bump with you
I don't feel like [D] gettin' down, don't feel like gettin' down
She just [Em7] shook her head at every word I said
She wanted to [D] get on down, that woman wanted to get on down

PRE-CHORUS:
She did that [Em7] dip again and I hit the floor again
She was [D] gettin' down, Lord, that woman was gettin' down

REPEAT CHORUS: [x2]

OUTRO: (ad lib)
Somebody [Bm7] take her, I don't want her
She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Somebody take her, I don't want her
Say Leroy You can have this one dude
This big fat woman, dude, I don't want her