Jimmy Thackery, Cool Guitars (1996)
^{Key: :[E] (w: Jimmy Thackery)}

VERSE 1:
[E] Well my baby threw me out because I drink too much
She offered me her car so I could move my stuff

CHORUS:
I gonna [A] sell the bitch's car
I gonna [E] sell the bitch's car
I gonna [B] sell the bitch's car
And [A] buy myself a cool gui-[E]-tar

VERSE 2:
[E] Well she never should have called me a lazy slob
It ain't completely my fault I can't keep a job

CHORUS:
I gonna [A] sell the bitch's car
I gonna [E] sell the bitch's car
I gonna [B] sell the bitch's car
And [A] buy myself a cool gui-[E]-tarc

CHORUS-EXT:
I gonna [B] sell the bitch's car
And [A] buy myself a cool gui-[E]-tar

INSTRUMENTAL: [24 bars]

VERSE 3:
[E] Well she said I spend my money on tequilla and beer
Haven't paid my fair share since this time last year

CHORUS:
I gonna [A] sell the bitch's car
I gonna [E] sell the bitch's car
I gonna [B] sell the bitch's car
And [A] buy myself a cool gui-[E]-tar

VERSE 4:
[E] She said she couldn't care less where I spend my nights
Sorry babe about it she's probably, right

CHORUS:
I gonna [A] sell the bitch's car
I gonna [E] sell the bitch's car
I gonna [B] sell the bitch's car
And [A] buy myself a cool gui-[E]-tar

OUTRO:
I gonna [B] sell the bitch's car
And [A] buy myself a cool gui-[E]-tar
I gonna [B] sell the bitch's car
And [A] buy myself a cool gui-[E]-tar