Elton John, Just Like Noah's Ark (2006)
^{Key: :[Ab] (w: Bernie Taupin, Elton John)}

INTRO: [Ab] [Db] [Ab] // [Gb] [Db] [Ab]

VERSE 1:
Well [Ab] it's just like Noah's ark, there's two of every kind
Pretty [Db] girls and boys in drag walking a fine thin line
Shaking [Gb] hands and bussing cheeks licking their [Db] lips
Like they could eat me a-[Ab]-live in a couple of weeks
[Gb] Yeah, [Db] just like Noah's [Ab] ark

VERSE 2:
[Ab] Italian promotion men chomping a big cigar
Slapping [Db] backs and making cracks about the fags in the bar
Radio [Gb] boss dipping his nose in a [Db] little white packet
You can [Ab] put it out son and we'll all back it
[Gb] Yeah, [Db] just like Noah's [Ab] ark

PRE-CHORUS:
And the [E] waves are [Gb] crashing a-[Ab]-round us
But we're [B] ready [Db] for the [Ab] flood
And we don't [E] need a [Gb] sign like an o-[Ab]-live branch
In the [B] beak of a [Db] snow white [Ab] dove

CHORUS:
We're not as [A#m] dumb as we might [F] look
You can't [C/E] keep us in the [F] dark
With [A#m] me and [F] you it's [A#m] two by [Gb] two
[E] Just like [Gb] Noah's [Ab] ark

VERSE 3:
[Ab] These four walls have seen the Cockettes and the Casters
From San Fran-[Db]-cisco to Ohio, I've seen beauty and disaster
[Gb] Cocky young roosters and little [Db] chicks, flashing smiles
Shaking them [Ab] hips, trying to hook it up for the late night
[Gb] Shift, [Db] here in Noah's [Ab] ark

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BRIDGE:
And we [Gb] wrote it [Db] as we [Ab] saw it
From the [Gb] centre [Db] of the [Ab] stage
All [Gb] access [Db] to the [Ab] liars
Who [Gb] claim they [Db] wrote a [Ab] page
But for [E] every tiny dancer
There's a [Gb] dog that's had its [Ab] day
The [A#m] truth is never quite the same
As what the papers [D#] say [D# open]

INSTRUMENTAL: [over 2 VERSES]

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INSTRUMENTAL: [over VERSE]