Saw Doctors, Joyce Country Ceili Band (1998)
^{Key: :[B] (w: Davy Carton, Pearse Doherty, Leo Moran)}

CHORUS:
[N.C.] We're the Joyce country ceili [B] band
Playing away and we're doing [F#] grand
We're [E] singing a song won't you give us a [B] hand
cos we're the Joyce country [F#] ceili [B] band

VERSE 1:
[B open] Friday night, off we [B] go
Tune the fiddle , strain the [F#] bow
Ooh [E] take it handy for the first few [B] sets
Sure there's hardly anyone [F#] listening [B] yet

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VERSE 2:
[B open] Thomas and Mary out on the [B] floor
Well they never lost it, that's for [F#] sure
In his [E] sparking shoes and his daz-white [B] shirt
She's got a brand new perm and a [F#] pleated [B] skirt

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INSTRUMENTAL:
[G#m] [F#] [B] [C#m] [G#m] [F#] [B] [B]

VERSE 3:
[B open] We do do's and functions, weddings and [B] wakes
Meats and salads, buns and [F#] cakes
Well if you [E] need a few tunes just give us a [B] call
For the house the pub or the [F#] parish [B] hall

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VERSE 4:
[B open] There's a princess on the floor all [B] night
She can fairly throw them shapes al-[F#]-right
Ooh [E] how-ya madge are you on you [B] own?
How ya fixed far a [F#] seat back [B] home

REPEAT CHORUS:

INSTRUMENTAL: [x3]
[G#m] [F#] [B] [C#m] [G#m] [F#] [B] [B]