Saw Doctors, Joyce Country Ceili Band (1998)
^{Key: :[A] (w: Davy Carton, Pearse Doherty, Leo Moran)}

CHORUS:
[N.C.] We're the Joyce country ceili [A] band
Playing away and we're doing [E] grand
We're [D] singing a song won't you give us a [A] hand
cos we're the Joyce country [E] ceili [A] band

VERSE 1:
[A open] Friday night, off we [A] go
Tune the fiddle , strain the [E] bow
Ooh [D] take it handy for the first few [A] sets
Sure there's hardly anyone [E] listening [A] yet

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VERSE 2:
[A open] Thomas and Mary out on the [A] floor
Well they never lost it, that's for [E] sure
In his [D] sparking shoes and his daz-white [A] shirt
She's got a brand new perm and a [E] pleated [A] skirt

REPEAT CHORUS:

INSTRUMENTAL:
[F#m] [E] [A] [Bm] [F#m] [E] [A] [A]

VERSE 3:
[A open] We do do's and functions, weddings and [A] wakes
Meats and salads, buns and [E] cakes
Well if you [D] need a few tunes just give us a [A] call
For the house the pub or the [E] parish [A] hall

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VERSE 4:
[A open] There's a princess on the floor all [A] night
She can fairly throw them shapes al-[E]-right
Ooh [D] how-ya madge are you on you [A] own?
How ya fixed far a [E] seat back [A] home

REPEAT CHORUS:

INSTRUMENTAL: [x3]
[F#m] [E] [A] [Bm] [F#m] [E] [A] [A]