VERSE 1:
[G5] Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on that [Bb5] M. T. [C5] V.
[G5] That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your [F5] chicks for [G5] free

VERSE 2:
[G5] Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Let me tell ya, them [Bb5] guys ain't [C5] dumb
[G5] Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a [F5] blister on your [G5] thumb

CHORUS:
[Eb5] We got to install [Bb5] microwave ovens
[Eb5] Custom kitchen de-[F5]-liveries
[G5] We got to move these refrigerators
[C5] We got to move these [D5] colour TV's [E]

VERSE 3:
[G5] The little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah, buddy, that's [Bb5] his own [C5] hair
[G5] That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a [F5] million-[G5]-aire

REPEAT CHORUS:

BREAK: [G5] [Bb5] [C5] // [G5] [F5] [G5]

REPEAT CHORUS:

VERSE 4:
[G5] I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to [Bb5] play them [C5] drums
[G5] Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we [F5] could have [G5] some

VERSE 5:
[G5] And he's up there, what's that, Hawaiian noises
Bangin' on the bongos like a [Bb5] chimpan-[C5]-zee
[G5] Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your [F5] chicks for [G5] free

REPEAT CHORUS:

REPEAT VERSE 1:

BREAK: [G5] [Bb5] [C5] // [G5] [F5] [G5]

BRIDGE:
[G5] Money for nothin', and your chicks for free [Bb5] [C5]
[G5] Money for nothin', and your chicks for free [F5] [G5]

REPEAT BRIDGE: [3 Times5]

OUTRO:
[G5] I want my, I want my, I want my [Bb5] M. T. [C5] V.
[G5] I want my, I want my, I want my [F5] M. T. [G5] V.