VERSE 1:
I [B] met her in a night club over on the lower east [E] side
I was [F#] workin' with my head down tryin' to keep the groove a-[B]-live
She [B] looked like a bunny out of Playboy maga-[E]-zine
I just [F#] had to meet her; she was the cutest thing I'd ever [B] seen

VERSE 2:
She had [B] high heel boots, blonde hair and big blue [E] eyes
The way she was [F#] movin' to the music had me hypno-[B]-tized
I [B] ran up to her, said, "Baby, what's your [E] name?"
I [F#] should've know better; now I've only got myself to [B] blame

CHORUS:
[B] Why, why, why [E] me?
[F#] Fallin' like this is the very last thing I [B] need
If I [B] had any sense, you know, I'd turn right around and [E] leave
I said [B] why, [F#] why, why [B] me?

BREAK: [over VERSE]

VERSE 2:
[B] Started drinkin' champagne, makin' every joint in [E] town
[F#] Bam A hundred dollars every time I turned a-[B]-round
[B] 'bout the time my money ran out, you know, my honey was [E] gone
And I was [F#] cryin' out loud to myself, as I was walkin' [B] home

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