Madness, Baggy Trousers (1980)
Key: :[F#] (w: Graham McPherson, Christoper Foreman)

INTRO: [C] ^[B] ^[A] [F#] : [x2]

VERSE 1:
[F#] Naughty boys in nasty schools, head-[A]-masters breaking all the rules
[B] Having fun and playing fools, [C] Smashing up the ^[B] woodwork ^[A] tools
[F#] All the teachers in the pub, [A] passing 'round the ready-rub
[B] Trying not to think of when, the [C] lunchtime bell will ^[B] ring a-^[A]-gain

CHORUS:
[B] Oh what fun we [Bm] had, but [F#] did it really [F#m] turn out bad
[B] All I learnt at [Bm] school, was [C#] how to bend not break the rules
[B] Oh what fun we [Bm] had, but [F#] at the time it [F#m] seemed so bad
[B] Trying different [Bm] ways, to [C# open] make a difference to...

VERSE 2:
^[B] The ^[A] Head-[F#]-master's had enough today, [A] all the kids have gone away
[B] Gone to fight with next-door's school, [C] every term, that ^[B] is the ^[A] rule
[F#] Sits alone and bends his cane, [A] same old backsides again
[B] All the small ones tell tall tales, [C] walking home and ^[B] squashing ^[A] snails

REPEAT CHORUS:

INSTRUMENTAL:
[D#m] [Fm] [D#m] [Cm] : [x3]
[D#m] [Fm] [D#m] ^[C]^[B]^[A#] [A open]

VERSE 3:
[F#] Lots of girls and lots of boys, [A] lots of smells and lots of noise
[B] Playing football in the park, [C] kicking Pushbikes ^[B] after ^[A] dark
[F#] Baggy trousers, dirty shirt, [A] pulling hair and eating dirt
[B] Teacher comes to break it up, [C] back of the 'ead with a ^[B] plastic ^[A] cup

REPEAT CHORUS:

INSTRUMENTAL:
[D#m] [Fm] [D#m] [Cm] : [x3]
[D#m] [Fm] [D#m] ^[C]^[B]^[A#] [A open]

OUTRO:
[F#] Baggy trousers, [A] baggy trousers
[B] Baggy trousers ^[C]^[B]^[A#] [A open]