Saw Doctors, Joyce Country Ceili Band (1998)
^{Key: :[F#] (w: Davy Carton, Pearse Doherty, Leo Moran)}

CHORUS:
[N.C.] We're the Joyce country ceili [F#] band
Playing away and we're doing [C#] grand
We're [B] singing a song won't you give us a [F#] hand
cos we're the Joyce country [C#] ceili [F#] band

VERSE 1:
[F# open] Friday night, off we [F#] go
Tune the fiddle , strain the [C#] bow
Ooh [B] take it handy for the first few [F#] sets
Sure there's hardly anyone [C#] listening [F#] yet

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VERSE 2:
[F# open] Thomas and Mary out on the [F#] floor
Well they never lost it, that's for [C#] sure
In his [B] sparking shoes and his daz-white [F#] shirt
She's got a brand new perm and a [C#] pleated [F#] skirt

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INSTRUMENTAL:
[D#m] [C#] [F#] [G#m] // [D#m] [C#] [F#] [F#]

VERSE 3:
[F# open] We do do's and functions, weddings and [F#] wakes
Meats and salads, buns and [C#] cakes
Well if you [B] need a few tunes just give us a [F#] call
For the house the pub or the [C#] parish [F#] hall

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VERSE 4:
[F# open] There's a princess on the floor all [F#] night
She can fairly throw them shapes al-[C#]-right
Ooh [B] how-ya madge are you on you [F#] own?
How ya fixed far a [C#] seat back [F#] home