Stealers Wheel, Stuck In the Middle With You (1972)
^{Key: :[D#] (w: Gerry Rafferty, Joe Egan)}

INTRO: [D#] [D#add9] [D#] [D#7] [x2] : [D#]

VERSE 1:
Well I [D#](*4*) don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so [G#](*2*) scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm [D#](*2*) wondering how I'll get down the stairs
[A#](*1*) Clowns to the left of me, [G#](*1*) jokers to the right
Here I [D#](*2*) am, stuck in the middle with you

VERSE 2:
Yes I'm [D#](*4*) stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so [G#](*2*) hard to keep this smile from my face
Cause I'm [D#](*2*) sure, yeah, I'm all over the place
[A#](*1*) Clowns to the left of me, [G#](*1*) jokers to the right
Here I [D#](*2*) am, stuck in the middle with you

BRIDGE:
Well you [G#](*2*) started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made [D#](*2*) man
And your [G#](*2*) friends they all come callin'
Slap you on the back and say
[D# open](*2*) Please; [A# open](*2*) Please

VERSE 3:
[D#](*4*) Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see that it makes no sense at all
Is it [G#](*2*) cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Cause I [D#](*2*) don't think that I can take anymore
[A#](*1*) Clowns to the left of me, [G#](*1*) jokers to the right
Here I [D#](*2*) am, stuck in the middle with you