INTRO: [Db]

VERSE 1:
I [Db] met her in a night club over on the lower east [Gb] side
I was [G#] workin' with my head down tryin' to keep the groove a-[Db]-live
She [Db] looked like a bunny out of Playboy maga-[Gb]-zine
I just [G#] had to meet her; she was the cutest thing I'd ever [Db] seen

VERSE 2:
She had [Db] high heel boots, blonde hair and big blue [Gb] eyes
The way she was [G#] movin' to the music had me hypno-[Db]-tized
I [Db] ran up to her, said, "Baby, what's your [Gb] name?"
I [G#] should've know better; now I've only got myself to [Db] blame

CHORUS:
[Db] Why, why, why [Gb] me?
[G#] Fallin' like this is the very last thing I [Db] need
If I [Db] had any sense, you know, I'd turn right around and [Gb] leave
I said [Db] why, [G#] why, why [Db] me?

BREAK: [over VERSE]

VERSE 2:
[Db] Started drinkin' champagne, makin' every joint in [Gb] town
[G#] Bam A hundred dollars every time I turned a-[Db]-round
[Db] 'bout the time my money ran out, you know, my honey was [Gb] gone
And I was [G#] cryin' out loud to myself, as I was walkin' [Db] home

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