VERSE 1:
[D#] I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
[A#7] I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
[D#] Now something's telling me, that you'm avoiding me
[G#] Come on now darling you've got [A#7] something I need

CHORUS:
Cuz I [D#] got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
[D#] Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
[G#] I got twenty acres, an' you got forty-three
Now I [D#] got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key

VERSE 2:
[D#] I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
[A#7] We'll 'ave twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed
[D#] And you know I'll love you darlin' so give me your hand
[G#] But what I want the most is all they [A#7] acres of land

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VERSE 3:
[D#] For seven long years I've been alone in this place
[A#7] Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I [D#] cleaned it up would you change your mind
[G#] I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that [A#7] lager and lime

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VERSE 4:
[D#] Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
[A#7] I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
In [D#] your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
[G#] We had our photos took and [A#7] us holding hands

CHORUS 2:
Now I got [D#] a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
[D#] Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
[G#] Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz [D#] I got a brand new combine harvester, an' I'll give you the key