REPEAT CHORUS:

VERSE 2:
[E open] Thomas and Mary out on the [E] floor
Well they never lost it, that's for [B] sure
In his [A] sparking shoes and his daz-white [E] shirt
She's got a brand new perm and a [B] pleated [E] skirt

REPEAT CHORUS:

INSTRUMENTAL:
[C#m] [B] [E] [F#m] // [C#m] [B] [E] [E]

VERSE 3:
[E open] We do do's and functions, weddings and [E] wakes
Meats and salads, buns and [B] cakes
Well if you [A] need a few tunes just give us a [E] call
For the house the pub or the [B] parish [E] hall

REPEAT CHORUS:

VERSE 4:
[E open] There's a princess on the floor all [E] night
She can fairly throw them shapes al-[B]-right
Ooh [A] how-ya madge are you on you [E] own?
How ya fixed far a [B] seat back [E] home

REPEAT CHORUS:

INSTRUMENTAL: [x3]
[C#m] [B] [E] [F#m] // [C#m] [B] [E] [E]