VERSE 2:
[Bb] Italian promotion men chomping a big cigar
Slapping [Eb] backs and making cracks about the fags in the bar
Radio [Ab] boss dipping his nose in a [Eb] little white packet
You can [Bb] put it out son and we'll all back it
[Ab] Yeah, [Eb] just like Noah's [Bb] ark

PRE-CHORUS:
And the [F#] waves are [Ab] crashing a-[Bb]-round us
But we're [Db] ready [Eb] for the [Bb] flood
And we don't [F#] need a [Ab] sign like an o-[Bb]-live branch
In the [Db] beak of a [Eb] snow white [Bb] dove

CHORUS:
We're not as [Cm] dumb as we might [G] look
You can't [D/F#] keep us in the [G] dark
With [Cm] me and [G] you it's [Cm] two by [Ab] two
[F#] Just like [Ab] Noah's [Bb] ark

VERSE 3:
[Bb] These four walls have seen the Cockettes and the Casters
From San Fran-[Eb]-cisco to Ohio, I've seen beauty and disaster
[Ab] Cocky young roosters and little [Eb] chicks, flashing smiles
Shaking them [Bb] hips, trying to hook it up for the late night
[Ab] Shift, [Eb] here in Noah's [Bb] ark

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BRIDGE:
And we [Ab] wrote it [Eb] as we [Bb] saw it
From the [Ab] centre [Eb] of the [Bb] stage
All [Ab] access [Eb] to the [Bb] liars
Who [Ab] claim they [Eb] wrote a [Bb] page
But for [F#] every tiny dancer
There's a [Ab] dog that's had its [Bb] day
The [Cm] truth is never quite the same
As what the papers [F] say [F open]

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INSTRUMENTAL: [over VERSE]