CHORUS 1:
[B] Won't try to stop you, can't change your mind
Been nice to know you, could you [B] leave
that [Bb] sweet [A] thing [A/G] be-[E]-hind

VERSE 2:
[E] You take the dishes, the silverware
I'll keep the hound dog and this easy chair
Keep the Ranchero, but that TV is mine; She said
'You can stick that clicker where the sun don't shine'

CHORUS 2:
[B] I know you're leaving, can't change your mind
Been nice to know you, could you leave
that [Bb] sweet [A] thing [A/G] be-[E]-hind

BRIDGE:
That woman was [A] real mean
My trailer park [E] drama queen
I'm gonna have [A] bad dreams
About missing that [B] sweet thing
Oh Lord, I don't know what I am gonna do

INSTRUMENTAL: [E x4]

VERSE 3:
[E] Why's a tornado like a redneck divorce
Either way somebody's bound to lose a mobile home of course
Well that's my story, it's sad but true
I've only got one last request from you

REPEAT CHORUS 1: [x2]