Key: :[A] (w: Paul Simon)

INTRO: [over VERSE pattern]
Deet dee dee deet deet; Doot doo doo doot doot do

CHORUS 1:
And here's to you [C] Mrs Rob-[Am]-inson
[C] Jesus loves you [Am] more than you will [F] know, wo, wo, wo [G]
God bless you [C] please Mrs Rob-[Am]-inson
[C] Heaven holds a [Am] place for those who [F] pray
Hey hey [Dm] hey... Hey hey [A7] hey

VERSE 1:
We'd [A7] like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd [D7] like to help you learn to help yourself
[G] Look around you, [C] all you see are [F] sym-[/E]-pathetic [Dm] eyes
[A] stroll around the grounds un-[G]-til you feel at home

REPEAT CHORUS 1:

VERSE 2:
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids

CHORUS 2:
Koo koo ka choo Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please Mrs Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey

VERSE 3:
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it shout about it when you've got to choose
Any way you look at it you lose

CHORUS 3:
Where have you gone Joe Di Maggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo
What's that you say Mrs Robinson?
Jolting' Joe has left and gone away
hey hey hey, hey hey hey