Key: :[C] (w: Richard Feldman, Roger Linn) (BPM: 154 / 34-B)

INTRO: [C]

VERSE 1:
[C] I don't care if you never come home
[F] I don't mind if you just
Keep on [C] rowing away on a distant sea
'Cause I [G] don't love you and you don't love [C] me

VERSE 2:
You [C] cause a commotion when you come to town
You [F] give them a smile and they melt
Having [C] lovers and friends is all good and fine
But I [G] don't like yours and you don't like [C] mine

CHORUS:
La [F] la, [C/E] la la la la [G] la [G]
La [F] la, [C/E] la la la la [G] la [C]

VERSE 3:
[C] I don't care what you do at night
Oh, and [F] I don't care how you get your delights
I will [C] leave you alone, I will just let it be
I [G] don't love you and you don't love [C] me

BRIDGE:
[F] I got a problem, [C/E] can you relate?
[Dm7] I got a woman [C] calling love hate
[F] We made a vow we'd [C/E] always be friends
[Dm7] How could we know that promises [C] end?

REPEAT CHORUS:

VERSE 4:
[C] I tried to love you for years upon years
You re-[F]-fuse to take me for real
It's [C] time you saw what I want you to see
And I would [G] still love you, if you would just love [C] me

REPEAT BRIDGE:

REPEAT CHORUS: [multiple times]